Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.
Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?
"Okay, just to clarify, are we more worried that Bruce is missing, or that I ate four pounds of cheese? Cause that seems like a cry for help…"
Playing House 1x03 | “Unfinished Business”
"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.
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Finally, this is a series about us [women]. -Kate Mulgrew
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
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Aloha, we are Paramore!
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the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN
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There is a God
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*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
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