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Hannah. 22. Saint Louis.

i play guitar and drums and do karate. i'm an EMT-B and hopefully future PA. i try to be funny. if you like bacon, llamas, the cardinals, cheese, or soccer, then we'll probably get along just fine.

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Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.

Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?

citymod:

citymod:

Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.

Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?

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mulaneysbutt:

"Okay, just to clarify, are we more worried that Bruce is missing, or that I ate four pounds of cheese? Cause that seems like a cry for help…"

Playing House 1x03 | “Unfinished Business”



"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.

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Finally, this is a series about us [women]. -Kate Mulgrew

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sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

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Aloha, we are Paramore!

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snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

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ladygagarbage:

I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN 

ladygagarbage:

I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN 

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naaahhhhhhhhhhh:

There is a God

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meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

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