February 2012
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“If only i had checked myself”
– guy who wrecked himself (via necrolust)
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
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a horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says “why the long face?” the horse stands silently because it can neither speak, nor understand english. confused by its surroundings, the horse gallops out of the bar, knocking over a table and several chairs.
Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
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person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
